Back in 2012 when I was a touring comedian,1 I also had a day job selling Verizon Wireless.2 Back then, 4G was in its nascent stages of development, and us reps had the job of selling it to anyone and everyone who walked in the door. Have a 3G smartphone? You need 4G! Have an old flip phone? You need 4G! Have Irritable Bowel Syndrome? You need 4G!3
You woul…
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