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Oct 19, 2023Liked by Joseph C Simmons

You got it, homie. My partner left me alone with our two girls for 10 days for a trip to Trinidad.

It was mostly ok. A little messy. UNTIL the older one got a hold of some scissors while I was in the shower and decided to give her sister "bangs" and chopped the front of her hair off right to her scalp. Good times.

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Hahaha! I hope you got pictures. I mean, I hope you got anything to make you feel better for the eventual punishment you received.

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Nah, Seek and Destroy was a fine and cultured move.

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Nothing wrong with good exposure to Metallica for the young'uns. After all, when they enter the corporate world, where everyone's taken eleven years of Russian and plays Metallica all day on their weaponized IPhone, they'll be ready to run a VR company without the goggles.

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